Tuesday, February 04, 2014

dan quayle, eat your heart out. rahul gandhi is da man

http://indianexpress.com/article/india/politics/express-lol-rahul-gandhis-biggest-opponent-youtube/?SocialMedia

 

SUMMARY

Modi and Kejriwal are daunting people to have against you. But they pale in comparison to a video service.
Narendra Modi and Arvind Kejriwal are daunting people to have against you. But they pale in comparison to a video service with an extensive library of your less cerebral utterances, and a long memory.
The Raka Ashok remix
From the same person who gave us the Never Ever remix, a tribute to the Arnab – Rahul rout.
The Frankly Speaking tribute
After an interview that was hard to watch, some brilliant minds came up with this auto-tuned tribute:
Black Money
When asked about black money, RaGa goes on a tirade about black flags. ‘Dhan’ and ‘Jhanda’ don’t even sound that similar.
Escape Velocity
Escape velocity is something which can put high school physics students to sleep. So when you’re addressing a rally in front of people who never got the chance to go to high school, hilarity ensues.
What’s in a name?
Corruption and rape are very different things. Not if you’re The Man…
That’s why clothes are so expensive?
You might search for politics in many places, but RaGa tells you where it’s actually found. Apparently, your shirt and pant is where it’s at.
The Socratic Method fails
When asked a difficult question, turn it around to the asker. But that can fail; here’s a masterclass.

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