Monday, September 21, 2009

from FOURTH ESTATE TO FIFTH COLUMN - Indian Electronic & Print Media

sep 21st, 2009

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Sushil


Dear Rajeev,
 
While 'a' vigilant electronic & print media is definitely more than a country's 'fourth estate' (should be strengthening the fourth columns of state defence/ offence).....
 
A subversive media esp. the electronic type on the other hand is worse than the 'barbarian at the gate', veritably it is the fifth column of the most lethal kind.
 
Considering the international diplomatic victories that the Han are scoring against a protozoal (one primeval organism kind; WITHOUT THE SPINE BIT, you know) UPA Italian-led-Indian govt. as is here--
the UPA faffs about our national security a-la Nehru ('India doesn't need an army!')...
 
relaxes over squabbling truants over 'cattle class' on one hand; while 'rahul baba' is excited having travelled by shatabdi...well.....the ''chinese pinpricks'', well;  well, they can wait..
 
Well, Hu; your attack into India has to wait.....Kaangress is debating more important matters here.......
1. Rights for homosexuals for legal bonking
2.Economy class isn't cattle class....well sardines are a better word?
3. The 'Nth' time that MEA/ Ex Aff ministers 'running' to Uncle Sam asking Pak to listen to 'our dossiers...no, demands.
4.MF Husain; pervert-formally-known-as-an-artist, gets more airtime for lewd depictions; as he's missing ''Tehzeeb'', Curries and walking barefoot in Mumbai (too cold in London to do that, innit!)
 
No. 4, ie Husain was made a ''Shaheed'' by Burkha on 17.09.09, a couple of days after INCREASED Chinese Incursions (~ 200 in 2 years - aerial & terrestrial). IBN....Rajdeep mentions a stealth warship, INS Kochi/Husain/mayawati/Sachin/Hafiz, but hey.....chinese incursions are no.4 on the list!!!
 
Well, the 'Chindu' doesn't even think the Chinese are a 'threat'....NO MENTION OF CHINESE INCURSIONS ON TODAY'S WEB FRONT PAGE!!
 
Me thinks..PRIORITIES.......1. Cattle class needs renaming..2.Husain (poor thing, no dum pukht in Limeystan!)..3.Maya's megalomania...4.Asking Pak to atleast name Hafiz (that'll be some victory!) as a Pakistani citizen (with US help)...5.Champions Trophy.......(if we've time) China and its belligerence
 
What can the poor Doctor do (MMS)...yeah, go soft on the blighter; I hope Rajdeep and Burkha have their Chinese names ready.....they might need it soon....for identification papers in Inner Mongolia...
Sushil

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