Friday, August 14, 2009

More TV Means Less Sex, Says Indian Minister

India's new health and welfare minister is claiming that providing more TV will result in less sex and a lower birthrate
At 80-plus years old Omar Mohammed has never heard of population control.

He lives in India's most populous state Uttar Pradesh and has certainly done his part in contributing to India's burgeoning population.

"Now you see I have 24 children, 13 boys and 11 girls," Omar says.

Omar believes only God can decide how many children you should have. He lifts his hands to the sky and says: "This is His command. It's not my doing, it's His doing."

Keep breeding for the Ummah, Omar. The Kaangress will reward you for growing their vote bank.

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